I thought humans were more evolved than this.
Excuse me, did we come to your planet and blow stuff up?
Really good Hogwarts AU fanart you really want to reblog but they’re all in the wrong houses.
Yes it was.
But it was also Steve.
Steve Rogers is not a Slytherin. Steve Rogers has the opposite of ambition and his idea of cunning is to start a brawl in the middle of a shopping mall while on the run I just.
Anonymous said: out of curiosity, what houses would you put the avengers and bucky in?
Gryffindor: Steve, Thor, Clint, Rhodey
Slytherin: Tony (though I flip flop on him between Slytherin and Ravenclaw), Natasha, Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Loki, Pepper
Ravenclaw: Bruce, Jane Foster
Hufflepuff: Bucky Barnes (I will fight you about this one), Sam Wilson (who, like Tony, flip flops but between Hufflepuff and Gryffindor)
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My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”
sometimes i like to think of how aggressively NOT a nature person steve would be
i mean, he’s a city boy. loves being a city boy. he had to survive in the wilderness during the war, but it was a lot of teeth-gritting, trudging through the mud, sleeping on the cold, rocky ground and longing for warm meals at home
so the first time sam takes him camping he’s just so CONFUSED and CONCERNED
like, sam are we going on the run or something, will they see us if we make a fire?? sam what did you do i will help you i promise
and the first time sam takes steve and bucky, bucky expresses the same level of wtf like, we are walking up and down hills for FUN?? why are we eating cold beans when microwaves have been invented what is this
and steve’s like, humor him okay we love him. remember we love him
(meanwhile natasha’s just too smart for this noise. she saw sam’s camper and NOPE’d out of the driveway so fast she left a rubber mark on the sidewalk. she spent the week at a 5-star hotel w clint eating junk food and watching a scifi originals marathon)
remember we love him
Apparently workerbee73 and bob5 have decided to leave the internet… but I was hoping someone had saved their fanfics?
Particularly the series they did together with one chapter/ficlet called ‘dark evergreen’ where at one point Clint is watching Natasha while she’s working as asks her to unbutton her shirt ‘for the road’?
And bob5’s wonderfully dark fics for Clint/Nat that he did on his own?
Inspired by this post by Agentdarcy. (I had more fun doing this than I ought to)
MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK
MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK
This is adorable. That is all :)
THERE IS A CARE BEAR DRESSED AS LOKI
no but imagine Steve Rogers on Colbert Report and The Daily Show
Tony Stark being a regular guest star on every talk show ever and most of them hating him but he’s great for the ratings so
Jane appearing on Nova as a guest star and hitting it off with Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Clint being the absolutely most awkward person ever on Saturday Night Live
Thor and the Warriors Three appearing on Mythbusters because there are so many alien myths to be tested!
JARVIS running ghost twitters for all of the Avengers, because it’s good publicity but none of them are allowed to tweet unsupervised except Natasha and she usually can’t be bothered
Natasha being a troll and constantly wearing wigs and changing accents when she gives interviews and also feeding false information to any reporter she doesn’t like
Spider Man having a super popular vine account that’s usually him chasing pigeons and spraying Tony Stark with webs
Pepper having to go on talk shows and news shows every time the Avengers do something ridiculous and explosive to do damage control and she’s on first name terms with all the stylists and camera crews because she knows these things are very important.
Bruce basically being a recluse from social media and the media in general before he and his cousin Jen start a Youtube Channel that alternates between pranking Tony and blaming it on Clint and explaining complicated law and science things
Betty Ross leading women in STEM rallies and also gets #HulkIsaHero trending on Twitter after her father tries to get Bruce arrested
Steve getting interviewed by the History Channel about everything and Natasha having to make him cheat sheets about what’s still classified and what’s available to the public now
Peggy Carter being the subject of multiple documentaries and giving interviews from her hospital bed.
Thor going on a tour of America with Jane, Darcy, Sif and the Warriors Three, and making a web series titled American Gods and it’s basically him rescuing kittens and eating copious amounts of food and Sif beating up everyone and Darcy and Jane trying to stop Thor from reading the Neil Gaiman book at all costs
THE AVENGERS AND SOCIAL MEDIA!