Apparently workerbee73 and bob5 have decided to leave the internet… but I was hoping someone had saved their fanfics?
Particularly the series they did together with one chapter/ficlet called ‘dark evergreen’ where at one point Clint is watching Natasha while she’s working as asks her to unbutton her shirt ‘for the road’?
And bob5’s wonderfully dark fics for Clint/Nat that he did on his own?
Inspired by this post by Agentdarcy. (I had more fun doing this than I ought to)
MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK
MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK
This is adorable. That is all :)
THERE IS A CARE BEAR DRESSED AS LOKI
no but imagine Steve Rogers on Colbert Report and The Daily Show
Tony Stark being a regular guest star on every talk show ever and most of them hating him but he’s great for the ratings so
Jane appearing on Nova as a guest star and hitting it off with Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Clint being the absolutely most awkward person ever on Saturday Night Live
Thor and the Warriors Three appearing on Mythbusters because there are so many alien myths to be tested!
JARVIS running ghost twitters for all of the Avengers, because it’s good publicity but none of them are allowed to tweet unsupervised except Natasha and she usually can’t be bothered
Natasha being a troll and constantly wearing wigs and changing accents when she gives interviews and also feeding false information to any reporter she doesn’t like
Spider Man having a super popular vine account that’s usually him chasing pigeons and spraying Tony Stark with webs
Pepper having to go on talk shows and news shows every time the Avengers do something ridiculous and explosive to do damage control and she’s on first name terms with all the stylists and camera crews because she knows these things are very important.
Bruce basically being a recluse from social media and the media in general before he and his cousin Jen start a Youtube Channel that alternates between pranking Tony and blaming it on Clint and explaining complicated law and science things
Betty Ross leading women in STEM rallies and also gets #HulkIsaHero trending on Twitter after her father tries to get Bruce arrested
Steve getting interviewed by the History Channel about everything and Natasha having to make him cheat sheets about what’s still classified and what’s available to the public now
Peggy Carter being the subject of multiple documentaries and giving interviews from her hospital bed.
Thor going on a tour of America with Jane, Darcy, Sif and the Warriors Three, and making a web series titled American Gods and it’s basically him rescuing kittens and eating copious amounts of food and Sif beating up everyone and Darcy and Jane trying to stop Thor from reading the Neil Gaiman book at all costs
THE AVENGERS AND SOCIAL MEDIA!
Jane and Darcy have a totally reasonable and adult discussion about Darcy’s choice of sexual partners.
The Avengers AU - The Reckoning: News of a baby girl, born to the Nine Realms and prophesied to be the harbinger of Ragnarök, plunges the world into chaos. Left with no other choice, Thor, newly crowned king of Asgard, enters into a secret alliance with SHIELD: to hide and raise the child on Midgard and away from the eyes of his malevolent brother.
Avengers Deleted Scene
#i wish they kept this #she looks like she’s giving up #and then she looks at clint fighting #figthing for new york #FIGHTING TO SAVE LIVES #AND SHE JUST GETS BACK UP#BECAUSE #THAT’S WHAT THEY DO #THEY GET BACK UP #IF YOU DON’T THINK HEROES AREN’T INSPIRING #GET OUT OF MY FACE #sobs (via im-not-their-hero)